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put fun dip in mine or you can keep it

please can something funny happen, my life is so boring, i’m not asking for much, i want to see abbott taken to a government black site and returned with an obvious flesh tone antenna sticking out of his head, something of that nature

I am the dog and the girl

yeah well at least chica isn’t p*sh

u cant takr my heated beds away frim me left fascists

NOT TRUE

are these turkeys or pigeons

capitalism is the most efficient mode of baby poison production

my son brought me a clown egg from the back yard because he thought it was chocolate (he didnt eat any thank god) i had to tell him to stay inside while i stomped on the whole clutch

Wake up dude zalgo is coming

Demon Heart- Restores 80 mp and 50 hp but incurs a greater damage over time effect.

I always think your avatar is a big honking pair of Pizza Steve tits

That’s not related to the FBI thing but maybe to the part about the melting brain

They’re called Yoni eggs and they restore my feminine energy

Doesn’t it look like they’re trying to disguise quotation marks as motion lines?

warrior cats, which serves your point because it sucks

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Why did primary school push visualization in reading so hard? Picture this: I’m doing your favorite teacher. I just made you see that shit from tens to thousands of miles away. Not so helpful anymore, now is it?

In this scenario, it appears I am a beautiful, divine creature, and I would be free of sin. I crush the trolley between my tendrils and devour it.