This can’t be a real comment, right? Surely there isn’t a person whose brain is this pickled stalin-stressed

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    1 year ago

    7 live action reboots were fine. How many live action reboots were there? I have to imagine Wishbone wants Uncle Walt to ganondie because there were a minority of stinkers made by Disney. They were stinkers because the producers gave Uncle Walt the black eye. I’m going to hypothesize based on the adjective black and him referring to a woke travesty that Wishbone is upset about minorities and neutered messaging being put into the movie.

    They’re the kind of person who you’d pity because they probably can’t run off into other types of fiction like literature. Even if they did write, it’d likely be derivative without the capacity to build characters with new points of view. One might imagine TTRPGs/DnD might be too complicated for them. They still suffer under capitalism, so it’s probably not easy to find people to LARP with and those that have tried get frustrated with Wishbone. They sort of rely on big productions of fiction to fill a void for them. Their sports are probably getting encroached on too. Then, the kicker, is when you want to think of Wishbone as a sympathetic character, they go on to hate women or espouse racism and call it simple authentic backwoods silliness. Wishbone’s a prime candidate for a 3 week re-education camp where you feed them MDMA so they’ll discover empathy and then teach them to read. Then you send them off with a World of Warcraft novel and a DnD guidebook to live happily ever after.