China be like: is good

think if draco malfoy didnt like voldemort

If you’re such a business genius, sell us attachment, passion, and creativity. I can’t imagine someone who’s challenger in League of Legends to show up to worlds to talk about how dogshit the player base is

I can’t imagine someone who’s-

I just had a realization. This is the same impulse anybody who’s farmed out a bullshit ladder has to complain about everyone else on that ladder.

Isn’t that McDonald’s schtick? They get to claim the deterioration of the property as a loss so it counts against profit. I’m bastardizing it but that was their idea.

In the picture with the two guys soy facing about the KFC vegetarian chicken, the chicken looks so fucking good. My ass would demolish two of those if I didn’t stop myself.

I don’t see this as black or white. All I see is red.

Doom theme

All whites know how to do is play queens gambit, check they stockfish, sacrifice piece, and lie

If you were ever within 500 feet of a munition dropped in the middle of a place of commerce, felt the force of the explosion in your chest, and walked up to see the destruction of a building even without any casualties, you’d shut the fuck up about it. Even if you believe the Houthis are the bad guys, the idea that the way you engage before ever even trying to talk them down from the hostage situation that you drop tons of munitions is psychopathic. This shit is having learned nothing from 9/11 because it neither feels good nor is it effective for anything productive or harmonious. Frankly it’s ineffective at being genocidal. This post is straight up “Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.” If this is the leadership’s position then Americans deserves pity. If this is the median American’s position then they deserve Minecraft machinima parodies made by Tubbo, Tommyinnit, and Badboyhalo for the sake of creating income via sponsorship on YouTube

I’ve helped people make procedures with nitrogen and hydrogen based on studies that use helium because helium is too expensive. Not being able to do an MRI because you need helium is nightmare inducing.

Holy crap! You can self-insert in the game?!

I’ve come to terms: it’s the degree to which it’s so barbaric and unnecessary that makes it funny. It’s so cruel that it should be parody.

That blurb about artistic expression looks like the kind of thing an AI would spit out.

My AI senses are tingling

Sword attacks were not the only possible application of this act. In a variation named tsuji-nage (辻投げ, “crossroads throwing”), the samurai would attack the passerby with jujutsu in order to test his own techniques or indulge in alive practice.[3] This must not be mistaken with tsuji-zumo, unsanctioned sumo bouts hosted in the street between willing participants.

Heck, the samurai would hide next to roads at night and MURDER RANDOM PEASANTS that crossed their path just to TEST THEIR NEW SWORDS

I know how not funny this is because it’s horrifying, oppressive, violent, and awful, but it’s like a little funny.

Okay, I’ll bite. How hard is it to get a katana in the UK?

Oh holy shit! What did the Yemeni people who did the attack want, just so I know? Have the US and it’s allies been doing anything in the region that might arouse their ire? Maybe there’s something they could cease doing in order to bring about more harmony in the world.

One of my best friends in high school was a Peruvian-Jewish guy which I thought was an odd combination. He ended up going to [redacted top 3 college] and I always admired him.

Just checked that Wikipedia article’s see also, it was an imperialism thing probably

“But think of all the people we managed to kill! They might have been homophobic” - libs

Old School RuneScape. It’s bigger than ever and just had their winter summit where they announced a bunch of stuff coming down the pipeline. It’s decades of work by different people piled on top of each other to make this world where you interact with all the resources to qualify to complete quests. The name of the game is self-motivation instead of following a path that’s laid out for you. In that way, people have made these breathtakingly beautiful accounts and projects like fighting the hardest boss in the game having access to only a restricted capacity to navigate around the game map to collect supplies and gear.

The gameplay itself, however, is akin to having a double wide chest in Minecraft and clicking around your inventory for 12 hours. Then you have the requisite herblore level for a quest which is a click and point adventure where you talk to people and solve a puzzle for them. Then you have access to another training method which is 15% faster than what you were doing. Then you only spend 22 hours instead of 25 grinding out requirements for the quest you actually wanted to do in the first place. Every breakthrough moment allows you to do an even longer grind than you had just completed to get the breakthrough.