It was consensual, i would very much like my butt pinched.

I turn the other cheek.

I would give him my phone number

Hey it’s me ur butt pinch me pls

Nothing. He is my overlord.

Pinch his shell back

Make fun of them for being on a prodigy album cover

Pick him up, what a lil cutie.

I’m mostly concerned how he reached my butt

It’s my fault for not partying hard enough

Probably freak out and then maybe cry

I was gonna say “make a salad” but I hate crab

Idk he’s pretty cute 🤭