They’re convoluted so that the capitalist class can more easily rig them. Things like the electoral college, gerrymandering, loose campaign finance laws, 2 party system, etc. are the way they are so the people in power can stay in power, while at the same time still claiming it is “democracy” because they are still technically following the rules. And it was pretty much like this from the beginning. The US was never about freedom, except for white males who own property.

Real kava root tastes like dirt but makes you feel even better than the tea. You basically put a bunch of it in panty hose and kneed that in cold water for a few minutes.

I could never forget what she looked like

Ok, polygonal Lara Croft is debatable. Gadget from Rescue Rangers is not.

What if you made a game about revolutionary Pokémon teaming up together to take out their human oppressors?

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There’s a scene in one of the shows where a character straight up drinks Shuckle juice from its orifices.

Honestly thought it stood for Herbert.

but if that’s true he would have had to hide that REALLY deep while working in TV in the 60s-80s, especially the 60s, and taken a pro-America line.

Star Trek was a Desilu production and Lucille Ball was a card-carrying communist party member in the 1930s. She later denounced it under threat but I’d find it hard to believe she didn’t remain at least a little sympathetic. That would have probably helped.

It’s a reference to this btw: https://hexbear.net/post/1608481

Who doesn’t like that aesthetic?

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But what about that time he held Gotham City hostage with a network of hidden bombs, each linked to a cryptic riddle?

It looks like two kids in an oversized coat wearing a Trump mask.

Do people who like mustaches ever notice they’re on the same side as Joseph Stalin? Really makes you think.

Thanks for this! Hopefully it takes care of my “worms in genital area” problem.

That’s a massive L if it’s not a joke.

I was stoned and being silly. I started thinking about that era when food and appliances were being industrialized and pushed into people’s homes, and the spread of toasters came to mind. Tbh I don’t think I’ve tried toast the old fashioned way, but it sounds tasty.

More seriously, in that era a lot of new cheap-to-make food products were being pushed onto the public in various ways, like marshmallows, Jell-O, Spam, etc., which is why you see a lot of those old disgusting aspic recipes from old magazines. So there was a lot of stuff related to the industrialization of food and food prep that we really could have done without I think.

He’s basically Michael Bay’s steamy poop imo

Toast was invented by Big Toaster to sell more toasters, which are the most useless appliances ever invented. No one really needs toasted bread.