• MerryChristmas [any]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    McDonalds employee:

    I’m sorry sir but we don’t carry Frosties. That’s Wendys. I can get you a McFlurry instead?

    Me:

    You mean my dad got his balls mangled and stomped on and tied in a knot like a Christmas bow for nothing?

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      11 months ago

      Me when a telemarketer calls:

      Really? You’re calling me now? After what my dad’s testicles went through in Iraq? My father got his dick blown off by an IED so that you wouldn’t have to.