MerryChristmas [any]

Also use puts instead of actual shorts.

Listen to the Owl on this one.

I know it already happened but it’s going to be a long time before I stop wishing death to Kissinger.

It doesn’t feel good to be proven right anymore.

Did this guy used to post on Hexbear/CTH or is he just one of our screenshot guys? My timeline is getting hazy at this point.

I’ll check this out tomorrow either way. I’m not gonna spend four hours of my free time watching it but I will definitely spend four hours of my work time listening to it in the background.

This is a ponzi scheme for caskets?

I was about to do a bit but then I realized I was just describing Chrome…

If you ever get stuck talking to one of these t-shirt guys, just ask him “which animal would win in a fight” and then try to slip into dissociation until he tuckers himself out. You don’t even have to name the animals, he’s already got the matchup in mind.

Yeah, sharing what’s happening on my phone with my wife is weird.

I actually told my wife “watch this, I’m going to get a smug reply from UlyssesT,” so thank you for not disappointing.

Ngl that is also who I was picturing.

He may be a sucker but at least he is engaging with the topic. The sheer lack of curiosity toward so-called “artificial intelligence” here on hexbear is just as frustrating as any of the bazinga takes on . No material analysis, no good faith discussion, no strategy to liberate these tools in service of the proletariat - just the occasional dunk post and an endless stream of the same snide remarks from the usuals.

The hexbear party line toward LLMs and similar technologies is straight up reactionary. If we don’t look for ways to utilize, subvert and counter these technologies while they’re still in their infancy then these dorks are going to be the only ones who know how to use them. And if we don’t interact with the underlying philosophical questions concerning sentience and consciousness, those same dorks will also have control of the narrative.

Are we just content to hand over a new means of production and information warfare to the technophile neo-feudalists of Silicon Valley with zero resistance? Yes, apparently, and it is so much more disappointing than seeing the target demographic of a marketing stunt buy into that marketing stunt.

If you never think there’s no room for the gay thoughts.

All dogs are small enough to pick up with one hand if you’ve got really big hands.

I have to admit that I underestimated this woman. When our brief moment in the zeitgeist ended, I expected her to move on like the rest of our so-called celebrity allies did. I hope she runs for president.

We have found evidence that a foreign operative known only as “The Colonel” was running an illegal enterprise out of these tunnels.

Hold your fire, I’ve got to tie my balls to my chin for a sex thing!

Me eating some spoiled food:

As the son of a POW this sickens me. Did you know my dad lost his dick in Iraq?

Me when a telemarketer calls:

Really? You’re calling me now? After what my dad’s testicles went through in Iraq? My father got his dick blown off by an IED so that you wouldn’t have to.

McDonalds employee:

I’m sorry sir but we don’t carry Frosties. That’s Wendys. I can get you a McFlurry instead?

Me:

You mean my dad got his balls mangled and stomped on and tied in a knot like a Christmas bow for nothing?

Okay, it sucks that Hitler’s ghost is the only candidate but what are you going to do - not vote? That’s basically the same as a vote for Hitler’s ghost!