First off, I choose to visualise breastfeeding as I see fit, I even partake in it sometimes. What happens between me and my dog is none of your business.
Second, I’m being hyperbolic for the sake of illustrating the absurdity of it. If someone was milking a cow and drinking it straight from the glass, that’s still just as weird, albeit slightly more comfortable for the consumer.
Adding transports between the cow and the drinker doesn’t change the weirdness either.
Drinking the lactation of a cow is weird, just as weird as drinking platypus milk.
As a vegan, I think this is the way it should be.
Imagine seeing a grown ass man sucking on a titty in public. Weird as fuck, yet, somehow conceivably less fucked up if it was a cow.
Society is a strange mistress.
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First off, I choose to visualise breastfeeding as I see fit, I even partake in it sometimes. What happens between me and my dog is none of your business.
Second, I’m being hyperbolic for the sake of illustrating the absurdity of it. If someone was milking a cow and drinking it straight from the glass, that’s still just as weird, albeit slightly more comfortable for the consumer.
Adding transports between the cow and the drinker doesn’t change the weirdness either.
Drinking the lactation of a cow is weird, just as weird as drinking platypus milk.
You need to get out of your bubble if you’re weirded out by something done daily by millions of humans since the dawn of agriculture.
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He ain’t bringing a live cow in the park to drink it’s bottled
Who said anything about a park?
I assumed they brought the cow to the bar.
But why is it less weird to suck on rotten plant ovaries? That’s what alcohol is. Food is fucking weird.