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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Take that to the privacy of your own home.

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Patapon Enjoyer@lemmy.world
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    Thesis: milk

    Antithesis: alcohol

    Synthesis: white russians.

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      Fuck yeah! Glad someone else can see the true path.

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      That’s just like… your opinion man…

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      Synergy: White russian with a scoop of meth.

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    No way I’m washing down a slice of chocolate cake with a shot of vodka.

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      Sooo, washing down a pint of vodka with a slice of cake then?

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      That actually sounds more delicious to me…

      • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world
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        Oh you’re going to like rum cake!

        (Well not like, real rum cake. I mean like dipping your cake in a glass of rum, Oreo style)

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          Holy fuck that sounds scrumptious

      • residentmarchant@lemmy.world
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        Maybe some vanilla vodka or Malibu or something would be ideal

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      Rumchata 🤤.

  • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works
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    Be the change you want to see

    • chooglers@lemmy.ml
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      start breakin bricks wet nips

  • elxeno@lemm.ee
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    Lactose intolerant ppl need to be more tolerant 🙃

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      It’s easy if ypu have degree in molecular biology or gene engieneering. Year later.

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    Most restaurants have milk. Just ask for it and stop hanging out with drunks.

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      Gotta be honest here, I’d rather hang out with drunks than a bunch of milk chugging tea totalers.

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        What if it’s Moloko Plus

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          Then, I rekon I’d say. “Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well. To what do I owe the extreme pleasure of this surprising visit?”

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    I’m lactose intolerant so I don’t go around in public drinking glasses of milk.

    I’m also a recovering alcoholic so I also don’t go around public drinking alcohol.

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      Then what do you do with your life?!

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        Not drinking anymore has allowed me to travel the world to five continents, 40 countries, multiple cruises and meet people from all over the world. It’s amazing how much money and time you save when you stop drinking, smoking and drugging. It also allowed me to run a small business fixing building repairing houses for over 30 years and save enough money and time and energy to own my own house, multiple vehicles and two other recreational properties.

        I still drink milk sometimes though … just not in public because it makes me fart.

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          Aye good for you friend! Rereading my comment I realize it probably came off as criticizing your sobriety, so I just wanna clarify I didn’t mean that at all! It was just supposed to be a weird joke, like, ‘what on earth do you do if not walk around in public all day drinking milk/alcohol?’

          But that’s fuckin baller, I’m glad you’re enjoying your life, it sounds awesome! (And I feel you, I’m lactose intolerant too, so most dairy consumption is done in private XD)

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            I probably did come off defensive and my apologies as well for any bad feelings … man I love this community … thanks for clarifying … I don’t who did right or wrong (or even if anyone did or not) … all I know is that you made me feel good and I think that’s all that matters … I’ll raise a glass of milk to you (I don’t think you’ll want to sit next to me tho)

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            It’s an addiction so the cost is, if not irrelevant, but a mere nuisance. Not a deal breaker in any case.

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          Thats dope, man, congrats. On the sobriety, not the farting. Im approaching 1yr sober and Ive noticed massive improvements in the quality of my life and my bank balance.

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        They stay inside drinking milk and painting the walls brown while being a closet drunk who hides their liquor in the toilet tank, obviously.

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          Haha apparently not, if you read their other comment it sounds like they’re doin fine

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    Just add some coffee to your milk.

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      Or amphetamines

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      • tym@lemmy.world
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        I prefer shrooms

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    Its not that I judge public milk drinkers. I just don’t trust public milk.

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      I have some private milk I have made if you trust that

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        🤨

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    Drinking milk in public - weird.

    Drinking a milk and frozen cream smoothie in public - perfectly normal.

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    I recently stopped drinking, just kind of organically. I cut down to help cut some calories and ended up stopping altogether.

    The pressure is weird at any sort of event. I declined some champagne that was being passed around and the response was “why not? It’s free!”

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      I can’t drink alcohol for medical reasons. It interacts badly with one of my prescriptions. It’s really weird how often I have to tell people about it. Nobody really pressures me after I say “medical reasons”, of course… but I’m very familiar with that confusion people get.

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        For me it’s basically the same reason I don’t drink soda. And yet no one questions me when I have an iced tea instead of a soda, but not drinking alcohol requires an explanation.

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    You know what I hate? In the rare times I order tea at a restaurant (they never boil the water, so it’s almost always weak), I ask for milk instead of cream and the waiter looks at me like I asked for some sugar to put on my steak.

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      Tea with milk is the best thing ever. Everybody always looks at me weird when I put milk in my tea. They’re just missing out, to be honest.

      The worst part is that one of my friends doesn’t mind putting milk in Pepsi but has the audacity to look at me funny when I put milk in tea.

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        Milk in Pepsi? What shortcircuited in their brain to make that taste good to them?

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          Too much Laverne and Shirley.

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          I legitimately can’t comprehend what this would taste like

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      Cream? With tea? Do we need a war of 1812 part 2?

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        try it

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        I really do not like coffee, but I will tolerate iced tea (can’t say I love it either). I don’t like soft drinks, so it’s pretty much iced tea or water for me if I go out.

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    It depends on the kind of milk

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      In a latte it’s very acceptable

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    Milk doesn’t have a 50% markup and can make people dance, fight, or fuck

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      You should watch videos online

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        Evergreen wisdom

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      If you get it on tap then one of those 3 will happen

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    sonetimes I stop and get a single serving bottle of milk at the store to drink on my walk home from work and always feel weird if people see me drinking it… guess now I know I’m not the only one.

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    This post reminded me how much I cut back on alcohol. This year, I have been drinking 3 times, on my b-day, visiting a friend and once when a friend was over. I’m a mental wreck (clinical depression) so I cannot say I’m feeling better. Maybe I would feel worse if I drank more tho.

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      Tried drinking milk?

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        Lactose intolerance leaves me with only buttermilk or plant-based products. Although I still eat cheeses when I feel okay to spend half an hour on the toilet.

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