Donald Trump Jr. asked the courtroom sketch artist in the New York fraud trail to “make me look sexy” on his second day of testifying Thursday, reported Reuters.
This comes on top of a number of other revelations from the eldest son of the former president during the trial, including claims that he delegated all financial issues to accountants and wasn’t aware of any fraudulent evaluations, even while admitting he signed off on at least one.
According to Reuters, Trump Jr. stopped to talk to courtroom artist Jane Rosenberg as his testimony ended. He specifically mentioned her recent sketch of Sam Bankman-Fried, the cryptocurrency tycoon currently on trial for allegedly stealing money from banking clients at FTX to use on risky investments in his hedge fund.
“I’m sorry sir, it’s my job to draw you as you are.”
“They’re colored pencils, not magic wands.”
What can she do? I mean what’s sexier than a no chin nepo baby who doesn’t even know their own job or company?
A pile of mud in a suit.
“…so I should draw someone else then?”
There isn’t enough magic in the known universe for that.
See, shit like this is why we need courtroom caricaturists.
okay. they can work along side the cameras catching every moment. the cameras catch every jerry springer-esque outburst. the caricaturists… they draw him looking like jessica rabbit, only washed up and strung out.
So make you look like someone who isn’t you?
What in the world ?
This is the headline from his court appearance, not any of his testimony. It’s deliberate.
That’s because his testimony amounts to “I’m too fucking stupid to know how I was mismanaging the company”, which is likely partially true, but still not a defense that the court will accept.
“I’m good, but I’m not THAT good.”
Dude’s face looks like an anus.
An asshole inside and out
Make sure to include the white powder on his nose.
You gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips, otherwise I’m not eating.
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Can’t wait to see how the 1:1 GME tokens are resolved
Dammit! A couple of days too late to be a Sexy Donald Trump Jr for Halloween
