What if we trick them into thinking the nukes are dropping so they all get in their bunkers and never come out?

yeah but what I am saying is that those plans won’t work they fundamentally underestimate the sheer power of the bombs being discussed

The Koch Brothers, back when there were two such vampires, had long maintained that humanity would totally just move underground to survive the scorched and blighted planet that their industrial empire was making.

can’t express enough that when I said everyone would die that was meant to be a cause for concern