• PetulantBandicoot
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    4 days ago

    Mr. Toad was successfully captured. They came out of hiding while I was mowing the lawns today.

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      4 days ago

      Now set it on fire, then hit it with a golf club, then shove razor blades up it’s butt and soak it in vinegar, then cover it in bleach, then…
      - Every bogan fuck ever