• PetulantBandicootEnglish
    2·
    5 days ago

    Mr. Toad was successfully captured. They came out of hiding while I was mowing the lawns today.

    • 𝚝𝚛𝚔English
      2·
      5 days ago

      Now set it on fire, then hit it with a golf club, then shove razor blades up it’s butt and soak it in vinegar, then cover it in bleach, then…
      - Every bogan fuck ever