This comic is part of an ongoing story that might make more sense with full context.
This is the first comic in the story.
Next comic in this story.
(original comment preserved here as many people responded to it.)
Uhh… Assuming everyone is still happy with these comics, Konsi’s comics devolved into more of an ongoing story at this point. There’s still DnD related jokes in all of them though. I’ll make sure to link them to each other in these comments so people here can follow along.
Great work! May I make a small suggestion? Put a small copyright watermark on the image, and in the white edge a link to your site, at least if someone is sharing, there is proper attribution.
Oh! I almost always do this, but I must have forgotten on this one. I can fix this.
You can edit the image link in your post, I don’t see it in the image yet, but I assume you know that?
I got distracted :D It’s fixed now.
We haven’t even met the paladin yet and we already de-railed.
You can’t fool me, I’ve read your other comics. But for the sake of not spoiling everyone else, I’ll refrain from commenting on whether the plot gets ‘re-railed’, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.
This comic has promise.
That’s what a paladin oath is, a promise!
I love the artistic liberties like the yellow background and white eyes
The artist’s shortcut for not being good at drawing detailed expressions. :p
When they do it in anime, they add sound effects when the arrows pop up, so those were playing in my head as I read it.
White circle eyes is a common pattern in manga to draw astounded face.
Is Konsi based on a PC in a game you’re in? Or she just the character for your comics?
Not all of the events depicted in my comic are directly from the campaign, some of them are just using the characters as a vehicle to tell silly jokes… however quite a few of them were from the campaign. Also, the comics are nowhere near an exhaustive accounting of things that happened in the game, we play a fairly normal (if RP-heavy) campaign with fights and stuff - our first ~6 levels mostly covered Alexandrian-Remix-Dragon-Heist.
Almost everything that’s coming up after this comic in this plot-arc happened in-game though.
Haha nice. Never apologize for being the one PC who brings a wildly different tone to a group. If all the PCs were edgy it would get old fast. Good parties need contrast.
I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t be happy with these comics, I find them enjoyable and I find the art style to be cute. Keep up the good work!
given that the only time i’ve ever played a paladin it was actually just a very confused zealot barbarian, i can confirm that paladins are not real
also i love seeing your art on here! its a sweet little break in between all the politics lol <3
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I think given your user icon, you might enjoy this a lot :)
12th (or 11th?) level and we have met two paladins. Both total arseholes. Funny thing is that my cleric have become a paladin in spirit and behaviour. Smite the hordes of chaos first, ask questions later. And if you don’t actively work against the hordes you are aiding them. Going into villain territory soon with his fantaticism.
That can’t be right, they’re your pal by the fist syllable of their name!
So are paleontologists and them I would buy a beer. And palsy isn’t something you wish on your pals, but on paladins.
At 10th level, Konsi has now met two paladins, and she likes them both very much.
Konsi likes everyone very much.
Yes, I very much enjoy seeing them. Also konsi is by far the most huggable goblin I’ve ever seen.
Yes, very much enjoying still.
I would question how a cleric ever never met a paladin in her training but then again I love those kinks in a character. Love the comics !
There’s actually quite a lot of good reasons behind this! (Please bear in mind that the specifics of any group’s Forgotten Realms canon are always decided by that group, so may differ from one group to the next - in this case I think we’re fairly close to “official” defined canon though.)
1: Konsi’s a priestess at a temple in a big city.
Generally speaking, the faith of Tymora focuses heavily around travelers, small village shrines, and the occasional statue in a casino. People settled down in a big safe city often don’t have as much need for luck or fortune as people on the road, and in Forgotten Realms, it’s pretty rare for there to be a “big” temple to Tymora. (There’s two big temples in canon, one in Suzail, Cormyr, which is viewed as Tymora’s holy city (she personally protected it during the sundering, so they view that as the “center” of her faith) - and one in Waterdeep, the biggest city in world.)
It’s bordering on heterodoxy for Tymorans to congregate and establish a big temple, and most of the priests at the temple tend to be a little unusual for Tymorans, focusing mostly on holding services, and making the place comfortable to bring in big donations from the local nobility (the temple’s in the rich part of the city.) - True practitioners of the faith don’t really have much cause to go there - unless they need resources or some other aid (which the temple does freely pass out to the faithful who have need of them.) - This Paladin is doing just that. They’re traveling north to Leilon, but don’t want to make the journey solo.
2: Paladins of Tymora are very rare.
The faith of Tymora generally operates through small village shrines, with a local priestess, who gives her blessings and aid to travelers on the road. They’re not normally the types to actively travel around the world “righting wrongs” - there’s plenty of other faiths who do a lot of that. As such, a local priestess of Tymora is a common sight, but a traveling Paladin much less so.
However, those that do find the call, tend to spend much of their time on the road, looking for trouble. Helping people in small villages or out on the roads tends to be a very morally “black-and-white” proposition. Bandits attacked, smite them! Goblins raid the village, smite them! A town official is corrupt and extorting the villagers, Smite them! - Helping people in a big city tends to be far more ethically complex, with lots of shades of grey… and paladins don’t tend to shine quite so bright in those environments.
3: Konsi wasn’t actually trained by her temple.
When Konsi escaped her clan, she encountered a cleric of Lathander called “Stedd Dundragon” (he’s never appeared in the comic) - he took her in and was responsible for much of her early training. He tended to travel in laps of the Dessarin valley, visiting the smaller villages. She spent much of the time with her face hidden, away from the locals, unless Stedd thought they’d be comfortable with coming face-to-face with a goblin. She didn’t meet a lot of new people this way, and… Stedd would almost have certainly kept a small goblin as far away from any paladins he met as possible - just for her safety if nothing else.
When he thought she was prepared enough to look after herself, he sent her off to Waterdeep with instructions to visit the temple there, but Konsi didn’t feel brave enough to approach originally. She spent a few years in the city living on the streets, keeping to the alleyways, and only making herself known when jumping in to help someone in trouble. (helping sudden injuries, mugging victims, people who needed food or water, or the sickly etc.)
If there were loud people with big weapons and heavy armour around, she almost certainly would have skedaddled pretty quick - people tend to attack first and ask questions later when there’s a goblin at the scene of commotion.
4: Konsi’s training hasn’t put her face-to-face with many new people.
In our story here, Konsi approached the temple proper a few months ago, and while they did (hesitantly at first) take her in, they confined much of her training to the cloisters, away from the eyes of the public. Imagine! A rich noble comes to drop a few hundred gold on the temple and they come face to face with a disheveled dirty goblin… You’d lose the donation! quite possibly the client too. Konsi’s very observant and quite sneaky, so she did manage to sneak a peek at a lot of the visitors and learn from them, but she never managed to see a paladin visiting. per (1) and (2), the temple doesn’t have a resident paladin.
As Konsi’s superiors in the temple weren’t too sure what to do with her a lot of the time, they fairly quickly decided to assign her out to a group of adventurers who needed a healer. It’s good “on the job” training for meeting people and using her magic.
They figured most of the diplomacy for the group would be done by more “acceptable” looking members, and Konsi would likely only manage to associate the faith of Tymora with goblins in positive situations. (This suits Konsi too, as her mission from Tymora is to build positive impressions of goblins)
However, at this point most of the group’s “adventurers” have been of the “breaking-and-entering” variety… which means you almost never meet anyone at all, and you’d be very unlikely to meet anyone of the “paladin” flavour, at least not in a positive capacity. Konsi did actually meet one paladin during these adventurers, but didn’t realize he was one (he mostly used a longbow)
At this point in the comic, Konsi has been adventuring for just under two months, and has gone from level 1 to level 7. The temple is panicking a bit, because she’s now the second most powerful priestess of Tymora in the city, and they don’t know what to do with her. Nobody’s supposed to grow in “divine authority” this quickly - they’re at a loose end. They actually found this paladin’s request to come at the perfect time, they can ship Konsi off for a couple of months, and take that time to figure out what they’re going to do.
Oh my god I love all of this
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