no attachment, no passion, no creativity

i have attachment to the fact that you pay me, i’m passionate about getting fucking paid, and i’m creative about how little work i can get away with doing while still taking your fucking money

found out while i was buying christmas presents that a big box of bougie ass chocolates just so happens to weigh the exact same as store brand toilet paper hiding shit behind the dodgy weighting mechanics of these machines is great

hell, the other day i got a free lunch by literally just holding my bag of snacks in my mouth like i didn’t have enough hands and then walking out with them with a shop assistent like 10 paces away. i didn’t even realise i was “stealing” until i was paying for the other shit lol. i wish i were braver about it though, every time i feel like i’m missing Value™ by not pushing my luck. at least the scandalised look on my middleclass roommates’ faces when i mention this shit is fun.

there’s no trash because they don’t have enough economy so there’s no packaging to litter with

its fucking hilarious to me that libs will find a way to complain about a lack of single use plastics lmao. those poor north koreans don’t even have to right to kill sea turtles wtf

Trump poses an existential danger to the United States.

don’t threaten me with a good time

idk about other zoomers but i unironically experienced them for the first time in fnaf. but i think i must have seen memes about chucky cheese or american theme parks, and either way Evil Murder Robot™ isn’t exactly a hard concept to figure out lol

in my experience, hexbearism

no, they’re absolutely correct

poor person habit: sell your labour in order to live

rich person habit: own the means of production

try disproving that you dumbshit commies

oh now thats something i didn’t even think of

phd applications fucking suck but god if i have to spend another year in this job i’m going to commit adventurism. its not the economically sensible decision but if i have the slightest chance to do something about climate change, surely i have to

a mate of mine spent $90 on digimon card packs last night, got like 7 cards out of it he actually liked, and he was happy about that. there was literally a stack of like 100 junk cards next to the “good” ones. its insane to me

i don’t want to see what male g*mers (or devs) would do with canonically lesbain characters. theres no way that ends well in anything non-indie

also lurk moar is just good for you as a user. being a 7 year old let loose on the internet was made a lot safer and less stressful by the general idea of “don’t join discussions if you aren’t certain whats going on” and “reread your message a bunch of times so you don’t get dogpiled for something” and “DEAR GOD lie about your age and gender”, and ngl thats all still pretty good strategy as an adult too.

the way modern kids act online really worries me sometimes - not for the sake of The Discourse or whatever, but for their safety and sanity.

any dialogue option that starts with “wait” or “hold on” never progresses the conversation, they’re just opportunities for you to pick up more information or get a joke or something - sometimes you do have to worry about cocking up dialogue choices, but those particular options are never a risk.

also, you have a key that highlights interactable objects. use it liberally and click on everything.

FUCK YEAH I LOVE THE USSR NOW

just now? sorry bestie but the doctor’s been kissing men since 2005 (or 1999 if you count the novels) and they’ve been of Questionable Gender™ for longer. A bunch of the old show is about owning fasicts, and a bunch of the modern show is about telling the military/unit to go fuck themselves. What a weird show to get all up in arms over “wokeness” over, this feels like when conservatives get pissed about rage against the machine suddenly being “”“woke”“” as if they weren’t talking shit about cops like 30 years ago

its been woke the whole damn time

girls be like

yeah. absolutely. only the girl in that image wants him lol

some data management stuff, honestly it wasn’t very well described in the ad or the interviews, but i got the impression that i’m overqualified and i know that SQL is a very easy language compared to what i usually write, so hopefully it should be fine. i’m applying for my phd right now so i can go back to science instead of making money for some capitalist.

the tragic thing is that its a comfortable sit-down-all-day type job, and yet i’ll be making more than anyone in my family ever has from working real jobs :/

first job starts tomorrow. not sure how to feel about it, but half of it is working from home - i’ve been told that thats easymode shit, so hopefully it shouldn’t be too awful? but i’ve generally heard that having a job is really Not Fun

also adjusting my sleep schedule from waking up at 4pm to waking up at 7am in one weekend was an experience lmao

“in 15 years” thats now. like, i barely remember those old emotes and the vibes were unironically pretty cool

i love reading old classical shit that reads just like my friends’ fanfiction lmao. writers are the same