Eructation via toenail sounds like a very entertaining party trick to me.
Tough choice. Are the nipples edible, or do I need to cook them first?
Anything is edible of you are brave enough.
Ah, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…
Oh, hands down, who would eat toena…wait wuh?
Hey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?
Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who’s hungry?
Burping toenails would be so awesome
Such a huge amount of rotting flesh would quickly bring about ecological collapse as well as incubating and spreading diseases. The damage to the infrastructure would be immense, I can’t imagine a roof full of rot would last long. It would be the end of life as we know it.
Dude went all monkeys paw on a would you rather lol
Seems like an easy choice, belch.
belch /bĕlch/ | intransitive verb
To expel gas noisily from the stomach through the mouth; burp.
I don’t even know how to begin to evaluate these options.
