Hi. Do you still have a gator available?
Hi. Do you still have a gator available?
And My Ding A Ling…
Damn, that reminds me, I left my penis out on the balcony to dry. I’ll be right back…
No, but please elaborate…
Taco is life. Taco is love.
Taco Bell is the shits! 💩
As a long term owner of a dick, I’m pretty sure we don’t have periods.
Disclaimer: Not a doctor.
Yep, no joke. Next time you peel the condom off of a slice of cheese, try burning it. No idea which brands use what, but indeed some use clear cellulose wrapping…
No, I mean the clear outer wrapping. Clear cellulose wrapping papers do exist.
I’ve actually tested this between different brands of wrapped cheese slices (didn’t try rolling a J, just tried burning it).
One of my three tests actually burned like paper would, the other two melted as plastic does.
Honestly, I forget which cheese brand had the clear cellulose wrapping, but it would have actually worked as a clear joint paper.
Interesting. Thank you fellow Lemming 👍
It would be awesome if you or someone could provide a link towards a relevant article backing what you said. But hey, your words sound loosely legitimate… 👍
I like the way you described it. 👍
Why do we even have borders? Who invented money in the first place? Did they even think things through when they started the whole system?
I’m sure back when all these sort of modern society things we’ve become accustomed to sounded good on paper clay tablets, but it’s making less and less sense by the day now.
Animals tend to survive on their own, no money, no clothes, blah. We invented money. But to what end? Why? Now we’re in the process of replacing humans with artificial intelligence?
If all the jobs go to robots and AI, then how the fuck are humans supposed to earn money to survive?
Oh that’s right, animals don’t need money, they’re smarter than us in that regard…
Well yeah, obviously. Lots of other terms for it as well.
But seriously, who, why, and when did they decide to nickname the penis as a dick? And who decided that Dick is an appropriate nickname for Richard?
And who named the organ the penis in the first place?
Umm, something like that, I guess…
Again, just speculation, but if everyone had roughly the same amount of money (assuming the concept of spreading the butter equally), then nobody would want to earn money, and nothing would get done.
There’s a certain rule that comes from early America regarding how to handle traitors. What ever happened to that rule? 🤔
Disclaimer: Theoretical Speculation
If everyone was rich, money would become useless…
Why the fuck are we going through any of this shit?
High Crimes And Misdemeanors…
I’ve heard it’s cellulose paper, which can be used to roll weed.
I’ve heard that, but can’t and won’t confirm it.
Are you sure about that?
What if I just don’t wanna see the chair…?