Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Would You Rather@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?message-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareWYR: Would you rather it occasionally rain nipples from the sky, or would you rather your toenails belch every time you trim them with nail clippers?Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world to Would You Rather@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square12fedilink
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoAnything is edible of you are brave enough.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoAh, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoOh, hands down, who would eat toena…wait wuh?
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoHey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages? Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
minus-squareKingJalopy @lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoSomehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails. Who’s hungry?
Anything is edible of you are brave enough.
Ah, then it’s an easy choice. Nipples are better than toenails, except on Tuesdays of course…
Oh, hands down, who would eat toena…wait wuh?
Hey, food is expensive these days. That’s why we all throw in for Toenail Tuesdays. We always boil them first, did you think we were savages?
Then it’s up to a family vote whether we fry, bake or grill them…
Somehow I can smell toenail soup. Garnished with ancient sock fuzz that’s only recently been freed from the ripe, humid environment found only under the toenails.
Who’s hungry?