Prolly the European ones have healthcare.
Mushroom
Mushroom
Eeek! It’s a snake! A snake!
Badger
UHF references are always a nice supplies.
The American Badger doesn’t look like that but it is absolutely representative of how they act.
Everyone knows European badgers live in a volcano forging weapons for their rabbit army.
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I’m pretty sure the thing on the left is a Wolverine. There are definitely badgers in North America that look a lot like the one on the right.
Wisconsinites are proud to look like the one on the left.
Counterpoint:
Top vibe:
Bottom vibe:
And the bottom one applies more to the woman than the cat.
One of them has war paint, the other got drenched while changing the car’s oil
And the wife is yelling about dinner getting cold. He’s got 10 bolts on the ground but has no idea why there are only 9 threaded holes for bolts. And hey wait…he’s changing the oil, what could he possibly have taken 9 bolts off of.
Where is the African badger in this discussion?
(Not giving a fuck)
And Honey Badger just doesn’t give a fuck.
european badgers are the friendly ones from redwall abbey
Now let’s compare European and Australian native wildlife. Europe just has been beating their native populations down for millennia. No surprise they’re embracing all of the societal controls.
Or American and Australian possums
To be clear, both will drag you into a back alley and pull a shiv on you though.
And the American Badger is actually addicted to Meth as well.
That’s just so you’re oblivious to what’s about to happen.
Scared prey doesn’t taste as good.