Pretty bold statement from a war criminal
(Checks watch)
(Checks phone)
(Checks universe ID number, because Dick Cheney said something I agree with)
Says, “That can’t be right…”
(Checks watch again.)
i’m half convinced that he’s only saying this because there’s some bigger, scarier democracy-destroying threat lurking in the background that he’s trying to distract us from
He’s upset that Trump took the title away from him.
Somehow, Trump returned
… since Dick Cheney
He doesn’t want to be one upped.
Crazy when the unitary executive chickens come home to roost, Dick. I hope this sways some R voters but man, fuck Dick Cheney
Hey I’ve seen this one - is this like in the UK when John Major said he wouldn’t trust liz truss with organising a small box of paperclips and I thought fuck me, I agree with john major
And he should know because he made a damn good first of it.
Cheney should to Donnie hunting.
Like Trump would be far enough away from a McDonald’s to make the shooting plausible, though guess it didn’t have to be plausible the first (or previous?) time.
People get shot at McDonald’s all the time. We’ll manage.
I think he’s worried about the Rule of Two and doesn’t want to give up his slot on the Sith roster.
Oh geeze, I thought he was dead. Guess not. Haven’t heard anything about him in a long time.
He survives by consuming the hearts of children.
He has no heartbeat.
