Honestly, probably the best outcome.
Nobody wants a dirty tax evader for a child
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conservatives: crying, then praying.
liberals: laughing, then, worrying (if they live in the crappy parts of the country that persecute lgbtq folk)
Conservatives: crying, then praying
Liberals: crying, then making a AITA post on reddit
It awakened something in them and they needed to rent a hotel room for a half hour.
The kind of kink that awakens from my son talking like Fat Albert in a dress is beyond my imagination. The world is truly vast
The amount of sons in dresses I’m propositioned by on the regular makes me wonder my corner of the world is hoarding all the vast
Trying for a second kid because they clearly messed up with the first
I was with my partner at their parents’ house years ago and we were naked and had tails in our asses. I was changing the input on the TV from their bed, ass towards the door, when their dad came in. Excitedly, about to tell us about something he was psyched about like “HEY SO I JUS—“
Immediately backed out and closed the door softly. We came out ten minutes later, washed our hands, and walked into the living room where he was reading a book. He says “how’s it going!” and we’re like “Great!” and he goes back to reading.
I think he put that one in the vault.
OK, this one got me pretty good. But does anyone else come out with some weird shit when they’re on their own? I do more and more as time goes on.
14 year olds who masturbate on basically everything, to everything, in everything, everywhere
Wait we’re supposed to stop after we turn 15?
Yea they sure do, just don’t understand how that’s connected to my original comment?
Masturbating 25 times a day is weird shit and you(usually) do it alone
I do. How did you know?
Grown man. Walk around house naked. Do the occasional johnson windmill
Are you describing what you do or giving me suggestions? Either way I love it.
Also very jealous if I’m right about what I imagine a “Johnson windmill” is. I could maybe do an “acorn in the breeze” but that’s about it.
Be creative. Maybe something with coconuts?
Johnson windmill
I think it’s also known as helicopter dick. But you’d have to get it going a bit before it gets some traction.
They said “weird shit” you do broseph.
Yes I … Wait never mind that’s depression .
Is it?
Sometimes I have fun pretending to be a character reacting to a situation. Not always while alone, either.
I playfully narrated my ex playing Borderlands as Cid. Specifically FF7 Cid. Had us both fucking dying as I would just randomly launch into it, normally while stoned with the pipe still in the corner of my mouth.
It’s entertaining as fuck.
do the most random things ever and confuse yourself
That’s only what OP thinks happened. In reality his house was getting broken into and they saw his Buffalo Bill ass and turned around.
Would you hey, hey, hey me? I’d hey, hey, hey me…
