Sometimes I have fun pretending to be a character reacting to a situation. Not always while alone, either.
I playfully narrated my ex playing Borderlands as Cid. Specifically FF7 Cid. Had us both fucking dying as I would just randomly launch into it, normally while stoned with the pipe still in the corner of my mouth.
OK, this one got me pretty good. But does anyone else come out with some weird shit when they’re on their own? I do more and more as time goes on.
14 year olds who masturbate on basically everything, to everything, in everything, everywhere
Wait we’re supposed to stop after we turn 15?
Yea they sure do, just don’t understand how that’s connected to my original comment?
Masturbating 25 times a day is weird shit and you(usually) do it alone
I do. How did you know?
Grown man. Walk around house naked. Do the occasional johnson windmill
Are you describing what you do or giving me suggestions? Either way I love it.
Also very jealous if I’m right about what I imagine a “Johnson windmill” is. I could maybe do an “acorn in the breeze” but that’s about it.
Be creative. Maybe something with coconuts?
I think it’s also known as helicopter dick. But you’d have to get it going a bit before it gets some traction.
They said “weird shit” you do broseph.
Yes I … Wait never mind that’s depression .
Is it?
Sometimes I have fun pretending to be a character reacting to a situation. Not always while alone, either.
I playfully narrated my ex playing Borderlands as Cid. Specifically FF7 Cid. Had us both fucking dying as I would just randomly launch into it, normally while stoned with the pipe still in the corner of my mouth.
It’s entertaining as fuck.
do the most random things ever and confuse yourself