I better use some [handcuffs] just in case I start [committing crime]. You know I’m automatically attracted to [committing crime]—I just start [doing] them. It’s like a magnet. Just [crime]. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the [judicial system]. You can do anything.
“except me!”
“it’s not a real felony!”
“it doesn’t count if [insert BS here]!”
If it’s not a real felony the body has ways of shutting that down. —some republican probably.
Or to paraphrase the man himself:
“Take the presidency by any means necessary, handle due process later.”
Definitely he’ll use the 2nd. It’s like the “You’ll never see me again if I lose” all over again. It doesn’t count, since he didn’t lose!
Please? Pretty please?
Easy deflection of it was a kangaroo court, a sham, not real. Which is what he is already saying
“any court that doesn’t let me off scott-free from my multitude of cimes is obviously rigged!”