What do I want to do when I retire? Pretty much nothing! I want to watch TV shows and soccer games, play video games, sleep in, take naps during the day as I see fit, hang out with my wife, and shit-post online.
But I know that hobbies, side-projects, and socializing are important for delaying cognitive decline and staying active. So I’ll probably, begrudgingly, do some of that shit too.
Still a decade or two before I can even think about retiring though. And things can change. So who knows.
I wonder if this oversized clown realizes what he’s done. Now every time he misses a sitter, get injured, or his joke of a club gets punished for their cheating in any way, he’s going to get flooded with a deluge of sarcastic “stay humble” responses online from Arsenal fans (and almost certainly Man United fans too).