• chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
      10·
      4 months ago

      Everyone thinks that mayonnaise crepes are gonna work out once in their life. It’s ok, tomorrow is another day, just promise to be better.

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
        4·
        4 months ago

        Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.

        That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.

        Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦‍♂️

        • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
          2·
          4 months ago

          I mean, I’m not gonna shame you on that, as long as the mustard was a light coating, and it wasn’t like yellow BBQ chip pudding.

          Edit for your edit: Honestly, the thought of dipping chips in mayonnaise grosses me out more than mustard. Are you Canadian?

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
            3·
            4 months ago

            I hate to disappoint you, but stress was had, and liquids were poured.

            The fridge wants me to see a therapist. I asked her back the same thing, she said she needs an Uber…

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
            2·
            4 months ago

            I’m American, southern region actually. I probably don’t speak much for these idiots down here though, I’m a unique idiot of my own.

          • over_clox@lemmy.world
            1·
            4 months ago

            Sadly, I mixed the BBQ potato chips and way too much mustard in a bowl, and ate it like cereal.

            Hell, tastes better than this chemical aftertaste from working on vehicles today…

      • Pringles@lemm.ee
        3·
        4 months ago

        If you are for real, then send me the location of a local pizza joint and I’ll put in the order and prepay whatever you want (within reason).