• over_clox@lemmy.world
    4·
    4 months ago

    Joke’s on you. Last night we were out of mayonnaise, so I ate a bowl of crunched up barbecue chips and mustard.

    That’s not even a joke, that’s literally what I ate for a snack last night.

    Edit: Sad part is that we actually did have more mayonnaise in the cabinet. 🤦‍♂️

    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
      2·
      4 months ago

      I mean, I’m not gonna shame you on that, as long as the mustard was a light coating, and it wasn’t like yellow BBQ chip pudding.

      Edit for your edit: Honestly, the thought of dipping chips in mayonnaise grosses me out more than mustard. Are you Canadian?

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
        3·
        4 months ago

        I hate to disappoint you, but stress was had, and liquids were poured.

        The fridge wants me to see a therapist. I asked her back the same thing, she said she needs an Uber…

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
        2·
        4 months ago

        I’m American, southern region actually. I probably don’t speak much for these idiots down here though, I’m a unique idiot of my own.

      • over_clox@lemmy.world
        1·
        4 months ago

        Sadly, I mixed the BBQ potato chips and way too much mustard in a bowl, and ate it like cereal.

        Hell, tastes better than this chemical aftertaste from working on vehicles today…