If you presume the other health funds are acting rationally, accepting legitimate claims, rejecting those that are not covered by the policy of the person claiming them, then for every illegitimate claim denied by the average fund United deny one illegitimate and one valid claim.

In what way is that not terrible?

This is a shitpost community. Of course we’re unironically worshipping, that’s what should happen with this post in this community.

If you want to see what people actually think find similar posts in straight communities

Strikes only work against corporations when it’s that corporation’s staff striking, and those people seem to prefer to have a job over becoming unemployed

For America to elect a Parliament and President that would regulate the health industry such would have to be put forward by one side or the other. Perhaps this assassination will bring such regulation to the fore in future elections

It’s funny with reference to the Wikipedia entry for it. A symbol of commerce, often used “inappropriately” by the health industry

Paraphrased, quote marks are mine, added since I think the health in general is more about commerce than health

I wonder if he could be found guilty of terrorism if his murder trial is nullified. I mean how could he have done terrorism if he didn’t do murder (I’m sure they’ll find a way)

“God safe us” - [the] irony right there[… something? “is funny”? What about the irony? You have to finish the thought.]

That clause was fine up to the missing commas. He’s pointing at the phrase and saying that’s irony right there. Perhaps you’re unfamiliar with that structure. I don’t think it’s common in all Englishes

[hyphen instead of en dash]

That’s pedantic. Nearly no one uses en and em dashes; if they’re typing on a physical keyboard those dashes are hard to type

It should have spaced outstanding to out standing. Otherwise not a bad dad/Christmas cracker joke

Anyone willing to die or be punished has a lot of power.

Here’s a less convoluted way: “hey [mate, bro, …] I never caught your name”

If someone I talk to keeps using my name, I think they’re following advice on how to remember names, and that they’re bad at names

‘The memory palace’ is the superior memorization method

It’s funny. When I started reading about him, I found him to be just exactly the sort of person to be running the worst health fund in America

Their weapons: the entire apparatus of the state

Our weapons: enough people to have some willing to fight a class war

If he didn’t get around to making a will, all would have gone to his wife

We do that for people we like. We call it a Wake.

Thompson was divorced. My understanding is he had either limited or no contact with his kids.

I wonder if he updated his will since the divorce

Scrooge got to see the response to his death and reform his attitude. Brian Thompson had the misfortune of living in the timeline the ghost of Christmas future would have shown main story Brian Thompson

Thanks, mate. I really don’t like that the moderator here does nothing at all

Indeed. I expect the recent driver who died after colliding with a pack of cycle racers would have been pretty lightly punished.

Perhaps this case will lead to heavier penalties for those who hit vulnerable road users

So, the clothes she’s wearing in the linked version, I presume we can’t see the remove before flight tags (the clothes affect rated for mach 2) because they are on her front side

And the in thread version is ready for high performance flight

The article says that it may have been a translation problem

Chinese audiences didn’t hear the same speech we did