We have the best national anthem, because of jail.

Convicted Felon vs Genocidalist, my favorite combination

Linux users looking at IRL languages trying to figure out why the bash script isn’t working lol

“Yes hello I would like the sections of the Quran detailing everything the Jews and Christians did wrong to also be posted in classrooms please lol”

monotheistic shouting match ensues

US watching China liquidate its housing bubble and reclaim assets instead of giving billions to investors and banks for creating said bubble.

Cybercriminals stealing the Oauth2 tokens after users authenticate with 2FA:

Boeing trying to speedrun Soyuz 11

omw to get all the homebrew stuff NIntendo got removed from github lol

Pakistan did this thing where they banned rifles (and basically anything not a handgun) without extensive permits for all new gun sales. Then they offered to buy all the guns, which a ton of people traded in for some cash, which greatly reduced the amount of firearms owned by the public.

It would work great here except there’s a 0% chance the government would want to use money to solve a problem.

This reminds me of uber in several third world countries. Most drivers only take cash or direct epay because it bypasses uber’s heavy service cut. Everyone benefits because the app lets you hail drivers, but they charge you a fair fee just like a taxi.

Startup discovers what a northbridge is

Kali: I have no such weakness!

trips and falls on postgres upgrade

Yeah but at least you dont have to beat up RNG spawned thugs to get the locations while the riddler keeps spamming all the TV screens mocking you for playing the game how Rocksteady intended lmao

commit “fixed stuff”

2.8k blob of crypto mining code

Would be hilarious

Arch Linux

Unless you’re on a good downstream like SteamOS, I’d suggest switching to something stable cutting edge (Fedora or Nobara if you want to put in zero effort).

Arch by itself will give you way the hell too many possible problems. You could waste hours on DKMS alone.

Mint will also work, but it has the downside of having slower updates to software packages.

Nothing will out do the 300 riddler trophies in Batman Arkham lol

I’m waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.

It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.

I got banned from the Kraken crypto exchange after waiting a year for them to approve me and after providing all my IRL credentials.

Told me I was banned, never to come back, and that they were going to report my fraud attempt to the authorities. Of course they refused to tell me what they thought I did, which didn’t make any sense because all I had been able to do was make an account and make a verification request.

Never really even looked at crypto again beyond mining dogecoin for fun.

Aside from blatantly stupid claims with zero evidence, why would Hamas have any reason to waste any sort of resources and energy on their own people?

You could at least vaguely make a statement about human shields, but no let’s go with “obviously it was Hamas because it’s always Hamas, even when Israel itself says it wasn’t Hamas”

Considering they’re such a big contractor I actually wouldn’t be surprised if it somehow ended back at Boeing’s feet.