“You see, I made a deal with them… and I don’t get paid if they get banned”

I don’t disagree. They want to make billions, they can spend some of that policing their content.

But… we don’t have crimes for corporations like we should.

Well, they get what they voted for. I hope those “young people” like the result.

It’s just business. 🤷‍♂️

You’re unique and everyone loves you.

Penis Brunch, nom nom.

Click here to download, I promise this is the real link!

10k for a lawyer?! That’s a great price.

How many boat anchors to they have?!

You gotta hand it to the man. He saw an opportunity and he took it. He’s just bad at it. We can’t shame him, because we elected a better version of him.

I’m happy “scholars agree.” But that isn’t evidence. That’s a bunch of dudes who love Jesus finding a way to prove his actual existence.

If you look hard enough, you can find evidence to prove whatever you want, as long as that isn’t disproven with science.

Trump can’t afford 49k

What do you mean trump won?! We spent all our time fighting against Harris?! How did she lose?!

They don’t understand.

There are integers in the article…………

I wanna snuggle that turd so hard.

Fuckin, Mary Schmich.

“I want to be mad at integers, not percentages”

Software engineers can devise lots of interesting ways to depose. He’s gonna radicalize the smart people.

Well, we only had two choices 🤷‍♂️