SIKE

This is just what dudes wear when they rock

This is probably fine in one of the high schools in the rich suburbs, maybe rural Texas would be tough but I’m thinking Mississippi or Alabama would be more horrible. Or deep Appalachia.

oh shit is this the ghost of Kiev I’ve been hearing bout??

God knowing Ai that has the be the most vapid uninteresting and disturbing stand up routines of all time.

Just kidding that’s the 2012 White House correspondence dinner, thanks o’Bama!

I will continue to bully carnist scum. Btw, sardines, they’re not healthy folks! They come out of the filthy disgusting oceans. Methyl mercury is a powerful toxin that accumulates in the body, try delicious nori with fried tofu and rice. (Sushi or inari)

Band geeks fuck

Yes I never eat fish of any kind. I gave them up 7 years ago after taking a class in environmental ethics. It’s quite easy in fact and they even make some decent vegan fish that typically uses konjac and I assume seaweed of some kind.

Well we are bombarded by toxins but that’s hardly a reason to give up. Coke Zero is carcinogenic. Pickled vegetables are too. Lightly so, but also scientifically proven so. Well you can be one of those people who gives up and says “well damn California says everything is toxic these days!”, but where does that mindset end? Might as well take up a cig habit if the toxic swamp of life is unavoidable. But… much of it is avoidable. And eating vegan is a big part of avoiding it for a few reasons.

Looool the cope. Look up the numbers, eating small fish can add up with mercury, considering you eat cans of 20 at a time.

I don’t know why I would feel bad, I have the moral high ground.

OP it sounds like people love and respect you and want you to feel better. That whole schizo hostage analogy was a bad joke or a sign you’re traumatized to have no respect for yourself and aren’t worthy of feeling better. which would be a shame because you are loved, and your friends want to see you feel better.

I think it’s a good idea to give the switch away. a less geeky friend or family would love that. If you put 10% of the heart of explaining it the way you have here it could be a special way to bond with someone in real life as well.

Positive vibes friend and comrade OP.

Sell the AI generated meat to a pig for 30 years of wages and you can retire early and go visit tropical islands all the time.

Looks like a rooster too

Truly amazing.

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The hand waving of mercury in sardines is really bad, they don’t not have mercury because tuna has more you silly Billy, and tiny amount of mercury are toxic and cause negative effects but go off king!!!

It’s ok, go ahead and eat all that shit and deny it’s bad for you because worse food has more of it. There’s literally no other option. Except you know, plants

lol so tell me how eating salted fish in a can is healthy now did we get all the mercury out of the oceans somehow?

It’s salted meat in a can. “Objectively nutritious” aite

It’s really not, canned fish is basically one level up from bologna, which is what the canned fish mediasphere is full of.

It’s high in sodium, saturated fat (compared to healthy proteins), contaminants (bpa/pcbs/mercury), this is basically the 2024 version of “butter is healthy actually” and god it fucking sucks just eat plants idiot

acting like i’m supposed to ben shapiro debate in here against nuclear, fuck right off