Wytch

Then they eat him

A. Keep your identity secret

B. Participate in a violent insurrection and brag about it online

Pick one

You’re not wrong. I was, however, just making a joke. I’m up voting your earnestness.

No thanks, we have drinking alone with the cat at home.

Don Jr then boasted: “I think my father knows the McDonald’s menu much better than Kamala Harris ever did.”

Yeah I’m sure he does, you fucking dumbass

There is no lie too petty for these weirdos

No step on snek

He calls it “The Weave.” He must have picked it up somewhere, this euphemism for incoherent rambling. Maybe a staffer invented it for him and he liked it. It’s clear he doesn’t have answers for the questions he’s asked because he knows so little and his go-to move is to bullshit his way just convincingly enough that sycophants will praise his vast expertise.

What it is really is scrambled and decrepit brain vomit from a man who was never skilled or intelligent to begin with. He’s no longer capable of spinning a bullshit narrative and sounding knowledgeable.

This is like that “sanewashing” thing. “What he means is this…” no. No need to do him any favors.

This was the best segment of the bunch, and among other fun gems no less. It showed skilled blending of conspiracy tropes with fresh takes on cosmic elements. I hope we see more from Alanah in the horror genre soon, she was a good fit.

I hope it means he sold it because he’s slowly going broke and can’t hold on to it anymore.

Margie, are the lasers in the room with us right now?

McCormick told the crowd. “I’m running to bring leadership to our commonwealth.”

Hey that’s exactly what Anericans need less of. Here’s a revolutionary idea: run to be of service to the community you live in. Find out what they want and need. Do some work and get those things for them.

Leadership. Jfc

I really want to feel bad for people being deceived for decades by right-wing grifters but it seems there is a rotten core to them that his rhetoric speaks to that I can’t forgive.