Chris Rock solves gun crime

Make bullets cost $5000 a piece!

They used more money in ammunition than the amount of money the shootout started over!

IIRC one of the Columbine survivors was a student during the Virginia Tech shooting…

I had to reread it multiple times because it initially seemed like the FBI was being flagged as a “major government contractor”

I would hope this is eye opening to firefighters around the nation and absolutely vote for Harris.

“a guy’s bullet nicked my ear”

A shard of glass from the teleprompter a guy’s bullet hit nicked my ear

earnestly believed Trump would disband NATO.

TBF the orange turd has been very vocal about leaving NATO, which has been tied specifically to allowing Russia to invade Ukraine

Not just his party but…

• One person from his party genuinely from and representing his state

• Another person from his oarty he has helped make laws to aid in getting them reelected

Now I wanna make a Pikachu face meme of him wearing a maga hat and one of those retarded UA fReEdOm tshirts

Ring-winger gun-nuts: the 2nd amendment is meant to keep us protected from a tyrannical government!!!

This is the second attempt on the life of your wannabe god-emperor…are things starting to click into place yet or are you ready to admit it was never about “rights” and “freedoms” you just really like having guns

There were theories that when RFK jr flipped they wanted him at the VP candidate hard, but they were already stuck with Vance. Conspiracy theory time…they’re purposely tanking the already wildly unpopular Vance so it wouldn’t seem like such a fickle move.

Visit vote.gov.

Are they now registered and ready to vote?

Wait, odor issues? This one is new to me.

But…just a reminder on “family values”

• The orange turd is on his 3rd wife

• Has at least 6 kids across those 3 wives

• While wifo #3 was pregnant with one of his crotch fruit, he paid to bang a porn star

• Has openly admitted to blatant sexual assault of women

Libertarians are just conservatives without the religion and/or who smoke weed. They hide behind the label because they agree with right-wingers but are too chicken-shit to admit it and can say “bUt I’m LiBeRtArIaN” when something heinous happens

When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay

because he doesn’t know it’s a lie and/or because he knows the bottom-feeders in his cult will believe as fact

Sale, up to 90% off!

Where the 90% off is the triple clearance table that’s been inventory they genuinely can’t get rid of, while everything else is 10-15% off

STILL LOOKING

ITS FOR A CHURCH HONEY!

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