101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoJD Vancefeddit.orgimagemessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageJD Vancefeddit.org101@feddit.org to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square132fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoWhen JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoWhen he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoNah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoStrip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoIt was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoI think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
minus-squareFamous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoYeah, you’re right.
minus-squareDancingBear@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-23 days agoOh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age. I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoJD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.
When JD watches Backroom Casting Couch, You think he jerkes off to the couch?
When he does, he has to use his free hand to cover up the other dude in the video, because beating off while another guy’s dick is in view is totally gay
Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.
I don’t get it
Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦
It was confusing. I’ve seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.
I think you mean “post-fucked” couches.
Yeah, you’re right.
Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.
I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.
JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.