Another one: God of War reboot and its sequel. The empty open world, shallow loot mechanics, and worthless equipment system already felt archaic on release. The combat is yawn-inducing compared to the DMC-lite style of the original.
Another great one I forgot
Contra is another good one. Punch-Out as a game is really bare bones and the experience wears thin once the quirky characters get old, for me. Haven’t played Klax so I can’t comment.
I still play old good games like Super Mario World and Donkey Kong Country, though. I do think that most pre-16bit games are absolute dogshit, though. The NES has SMB 1-3 and not much else worth playing except as a historical curiosity.
Those are some of the only decent ones, though. Nearly every other sandbox/survival/open-world game will be relegated to the dustbin of history, though. Can’t wait for the survival fad to die.
Starfield is already shit but in five years it’ll look like bloody green shit
I’ve delivered like 100 boxes of these to evangelical Christian pastors on their little 40 acre compounds and they had their 15 children help me unload them.
Looks like a TEDx talk lol
Yeah, it’s not the DMVs fault when there’s 50 people waiting and only two people at the counter.
So we’re sitting around 1000% higher risk compared to an AE86, then?
From Software says trans rights!
Biden is going to nuke Yemen and all the news outlets will cry, “SO PRESIDENTIAL!!!”
Is there an advanced microwaving?
This is the ideal mouse body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Always better to wait for the megasale or
Pretty sure most Americans realized that the first time they had to pay an insurance premium or definitely the first time their insurance denied a claim
Bernie was always seen as the least shit-covered kernel of corn in a pile of shit by sufficiently jaded leftists
He maybe could have moved the Overton window to the left for the first time in 75 years if he got elected but wasn’t the messiah socdems thought he was.
When I worked retail I spent maybe 2 hours stocking and 6 hours hiding in the back and playing my PSP
On that slave grindset
Planescape Torment is still celebrated and it’s a similar narrative heavy game