mods! mods! this poster is vaguely suspicious, arrest them at once!

Biden desperately trying to dial Bibi’s number on the nuclear football

imagining that amber has actually been on every episode for the last three years but has just been meticulously edited out every time for some reason

I’m assuming that this is poking fun at radlibs cosplaying as marxists while only advocating mild reforms in actuality (Jacobin etc.) I doubt Weinersmith knows any actual ML’s.

I have credible sources telling me this was intercepted from high-level military communications: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT6kblEmGGc

What, you’ve never heard of Engels-Leninism?

“If you don’t like bankers, why don’t we just nationalize the banks then?”

“Oh… oh no, I meant (((((((bankers))))))))”

“I see…”

The seven atheistically ordained high priests of Marxism huddle around the sacred texts. Only seven scrolls left, containing the sum total of their knowledge. One of the faceless grey men reaches out to unfurl a weathered papyrus scroll, as to refresh his fading memory of one of the True Precepts. As he tenderly teases it apart, the forces of time prove too much and the paper crumbles into dust, gently blowing away on the wind like smoke.

The Labor Theory of Value is no more.

The seven robed figures let out a wail, dissonant and useless.

Kapital Vol. 7: Karl Marx and the Deathly Hallows is a banger

"The next thing you’ll say is ’ minus 1000 social credit points’

" minus 1000 … "

China is using miniature black holes for folding space to hide their failing train system. Several high-ranking officials working on the “trains” were recently seen having been partially spaghettified, just real noodly-looking.

ok first off what kind of a douche uses “bathetic” in an actual sentence

also

NYT: So give me a reason to live. (please stop making me consider my role in the wholesale destruction of the world)

AM: Well, here’s where we enter the virgin territories of metaphysics.

NYT: Those are my favorite territories.

AM: Wonderful.

NYT: I’m not joking.

AM: Yeah, I’m not sure that I have the qualifications to give people advice about reasons to live. (please just go die)

45 in each country.

You people live in a fake world

Biden will unite

Trust the plan

Democrats are in control

Trump is the Anti Christ, Biden is doing a white hat genocide to get closer to the Cabal (GOP)

Remember Hamilton, Do not throw away your shot!

• Bluanon

googling how to get a job on a cargo ship in the red sea rn

Israel accuses Moon of being ‘tidal arm of Hamas’, demands immediate cessation of gravity-related support for the coastal city of Gaza.

“The large satellite known as the Moon has long aided terrorists in their quest to commit terrorist acts, including by telling the time (crucial for coordinating terrorism), providing lighting for night-time terrorism, and even aiding in the passage of boats carrying large amounts of terrorism,” said Lior Haiat, spokesman for the Israeli Ministry of Foreign Affairs.

“We will be activating the Samson protocol and firing several nukes into the treacherous titan orbiting antisemitically above us”, he continued, before waving off an approaching semen-extraction specialist.