I don’t like it. Well done though!

I was half sharing half joking a bit of my morbid depression and sense of humor with a coworker one day. The next day she came up to me unprompted and said if I ever don’t show up without notice she’s she calling the police for a wellness check on me. I don’t share or joke with anyone at work anymore. I appreciate the sentiment from her but I could tell I upset her by opening up a little with her

Your comment implies that your GIGANTIC PENIS makes a GIGANTIC NOISE, and that has me intrigued.

I can do it without closing my eyes but when i was younger, I remember closing my eyes or scrunching my face made it easier to do. If you can wiggle your ears without lifting your eyebrows, it kind of feels like its the same muscle group that causes the rumbles. The rumbling sounds like white noise inside my head. Its caused by constricting Tensor Tympani muscle in the ear voluntarily. From Wikipedia:

Some individuals can voluntarily produce this rumbling sound by contracting the muscle. According to the National Institute of Health, “voluntary control of the tensor tympani muscle is an extremely rare event”,[5] where “rare” seems to refer more to the scarcity of test subjects and/or studies more than the percentage of the general population who have voluntary control. The rumbling sound can also be heard when the neck or jaw muscles are highly tensed as when yawning deeply. This phenomenon has been known since (at least) 1884.[6]

That is fun!

I can rumble my eardrums. Mostly useless unless i wanna block out some annoying sound but i can only do it for like a minute at a time.

The trick is to wake up standing, as well.

The Woven Web

Damn what a song! Thanks for the new group to binge on!

I worked at Petsupermarket in highschool.

This is really cool!

You’re the worst kind of person and i love you for it.

Literally anything. If I have a specific time to be at a specific place my whole day is ruined.

One of my favorite lines to drop in normal conversation. Just out of the blue. It really throws people for a loop of they don’t get the reference.

Skyrim character creation after forgetting to turn the camera.

So what’s on the menu? I’m looking for a new meal to eat till I literally never want to think about it again.

That’s hilarious

Fair point. Im mostly using it for fun though anyways. Any real info i need i do actual research on.

That sounds fun. Though, im not sure most of the twich chatters would pass as human in some of the streams ive been in.

Gardenias. My grandmother had a huge gardenia tree/bush monstrosity that my mom took a cutting off of when grandma died. That cutting turned into the same tree bush monstrosity in my backyard.