My mom’s on here, you should post a picture of your penis to confirm

Glad to be of service

You edited in an insult, including a self-own. That’s pretty weak and funny, so I’m just gonna hit you with the

And call it a night

Just admit it hurt your feelings, cum skin

They should commit actual voter fraud for Trump, because if Trump gets more than 2,147,483,647 votes, it will cause an integer overflow and hit vote total will roll over to the negatives

Finding out the test of the fusion reactor went perfectly was bittersweet when I heard it lead to the death of my good friend and colleague, Dr. Acula

I’ve posted about being a cryptid before, so I just wanna say: DM are open, but only to vampires and lycanthropes.

I always wanted to do that when I was a kid. I imagine it has something to do with my current anxiety disorder

Mayo, no. Aioli, yes.

There is some mild irony in this, considering Zionism was born out of the Dreyfuss Affair.

I have been watching Batman: TAS and there’s an episode where Batman has the beat up a reaganite.

Can you not wear hats if you’re bald? Honestly looking for advice because I never see a hat look good on a bald person.

Absolutely calling North America ‘Turtle Island’ from now on

I would have no problem with it, but I also think it might be cool if Zelda had her own line of games in a different genre. Here’s some pitches:

Zelda rts game where you have to lead hyrule’s military against various rogues. Watch out for the bokoblin rush!

Prof. Layton-style Zelda puzzle game called ‘triforce of wisdom’

Doom clone where Zelda has to rip and tear her way out of Lorule

Zelda’s crossbow training

Zelda platformer where she must climb up floating lands until she can kill hylia with her bare hands

Stardew valley clone where Zelda abdicates the throne and moves in with maron and becomes a rancher.

Dating sim

I posted feet 3 times this year, and no one thought to nominate me? SAD!

Damn, I left the window open again

You can’t have poo on pissmas. That’s what Epiphany is for.

Ah yes, the good ol’ EEE: embrace, extend, extinguish. If you’ve been in open source software long enough, you know full well how companies use this to eliminate competition.

I think your shit bit is a bit shit, nitwit (jk you’re cool)

Eventually, yeah, but that could be part of monthly or maybe even yearly service