MAN THEY GAVE ME WHAT THEY SAID, WHAT WAS CALLED, BY XI DENGPING, THE CHINESE SPY BALLOON

Lmao, my wife’s Midwestern-as-you-can-be centrist aunt just expressed her concern over the election because “I’m not voting for Trump, but on the other hand there’s no way in hell I’m voting for a war criminal”

This is someone in her late 60s that was a massive Mayo Pete fan that lives in a swing state

It’s Joever folks

Seek is a glimpse of what Machine Learning could be like under communism, rather than it just being a series of elaborate parlour tricks to inflate stock prices

the correct way to interact with the police

The details he’s asking are too revealing sadly

I am screenshotting for after the company goes under though

My company just had an existential risk spring out of nowhere and the CEO isn’t aware that he’s using a ChatGPT bot in a public Slack channel to ask it what to do

This is beyond parody, he’s basically asking “how do I save the company”

Archive.org will eventually be destroyed under capitalism, but it’s both a wonderful window onto how the web used to be and also the equivalent of low-background steel for human knowledge. That and Wikipedia are the only unsullied places I can think of that have outlasted the last 15 years or so of enshittification.

There was an app like this for the Bernie 2016 campaign if I remember correctly - you’d get push notifications with content to post on Twitter and FB

From Twitter - the North Eastern Ohio Regional Sewer District has a lovely message for their voicemail right now - +1-216-361-6772

If you’re like me and don’t want to call, it’s available to stream here

I am open to the idea of communally owned natural links courses, as their impact doesn’t seem to be horrid - and they’d be rare:

Sir Walter Simpson, a 19th century Scottish philosopher who wrote the book “The Art of Golf” defines links as, “The grounds on which golf is played are called links, being the barren sandy soil from which the sea has retired in recent geological times. In their natural state links are covered with long, rank bent grass and gorse. Links are too barren for cultivation: but sheep, rabbits, geese and professionals pick up a precarious livelihood on them.”

Aside from that, I want to build communally owned Laser Tag on top of all existing golf courses

It’s probably my eternal disappointment that I’m not Welsh and instead cursed English. I also can’t swim. It’s perfect 🐲

Can i have one please

Apologies if this has already been posted, but looks like the war Ukraine might be coming to an end:

An hour and a half ago, a Russian “Special Flight Squadron” plane landed in Washington DC. They are used by Kremlin officials. It set out from St. Petersburg. You do the math

Might be bullshit of course and the flight might be there for purposes other than negotiations, but still…interesting

Requisite video of Tony Benn handing John Bolton his ass

Ghoul speak for “we’re not going to do layoffs as they look bad in the press, but we’re going to constructively dismiss 30% of the company”

Lmao my company is intent on forcing everyone back to the office

I’m the only person on my team of 6 people in my time zone

3 of the other people on my team don’t have an office location within 1000 miles of their home

Meanwhile my company has also announced that it has plans to expand its office in a Latin American country by “utilizing capacity from natural attrition”

Bibi is such a cheesesteak ass nazi prick

HexBuddha

Nothing personnel kid

Sure thing pal