He already gave you that for your birthday

Cooking Gatekeeping

Time to go outside and interact with some people offline, mate.

Also no idea who the dude is but he has a cool tshirt

Cap-tain!

Fe Diverse

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You can tell because of the way that it is

Such a shame they didn’t expand availablity much beyond the original regions even after all this time.

Lol, you really want the Finns to fuck you up again?

The only thing I don’t like about Valve is their crummy record of not making their hardware available globally.

To get you to dplace

Free dinner downvote strategy.

I think a good rule of thumb is you probably shouldn’t be drawing a gun in any situation you’re not willing to risk getting shot over. Dog poop doesn’t pass that test for me and the gun owner probably shouldn’t be allowed to own a gun after this.

There’s plenty of more proportionate punishments for not cleaning up dog poop that live in the vast chasm between no punishment at all and getting shot.

Dog owners: keep your dogs poop the fuck away from others or don’t own a dog.

Gun owners: keep your gun the fuck away from others or don’t own a gun.

We can safely eliminate the possibility of petrified wood because there is nothing scary in the immediate vicinity.

The sugary snack can give you the energy boost to prepare a proper meal. Just don’t take too long to prepare it.

Seems like that plan really blew up in his face

Prayerproof apparently

Nonono, shitting is just a symptom of the true problem. We need to ban eating!

Hopefully all the Christmas decorations don’t cause any quantum entanglement as he rushes around.

Until they are in a courtroom then they’re entertainment