Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

  • maculataEnglish
    51·
    8 months ago

    Not woke: penis for boys.

    Not woke: pussy for girls.

    Not woke: anything to do with people whose skin is not Lily-white.