Unsure if your snack gets the David Seymour tick? This will clear things up.

Please keep this handy for when Seymour starts coming after parents who feed their kids Quinoa and hummus charging them with child abuse.

Remember folks. Only feed your kids high carb, high fat, fried, nutritionally empty foods.

Also of course no vegetables of any sort.

  • Skua@kbin.social
    11·
    7 months ago

    Over here in the UK we had the goddamn Home Secretary describe climate protestors as the “tofu-eating wokerati” in a speech in the actual House of Commons a few years back