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minus-squaremaniacalmanicmanialinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·7 months agoWhy is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?
minus-squareillumrial@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·7 months agoIts gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.
minus-squaremaniacalmanicmanialinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoI should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.
minus-squareRetrograde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoJupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 months agoAsteroid hugs fucking hurt.
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 months agoJupiter says, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoSo Jupiter’s forever storm is like that thing my wife holds against me for when we have an argument later?
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoI mean, you didn’t kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ
minus-squarethe post of tom joad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-27 months agoI didn’t not kill them… 👉 👈
minus-squareChe Banana@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-27 months agoIts gravity sucks up all the little rockyboys headed inward
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-27 months agoBecause the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earths space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.
Why is Jupiter stopping us from getting asteroid hugs?
Its gravitational pull moves asteroids away from the inner ring of planets.
I should have added a sarcasm tag! My bad.
Jupiter is fucking sick though, what a homie of a planet
Asteroid hugs fucking hurt.
Jupiter says, “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me”
So Jupiter’s forever storm is like that thing my wife holds against me for when we have an argument later?
I mean, you didn’t kill the dinosaurs. Or did you ಠ_ಠ
I didn’t not kill them… 👉 👈
Its gravity sucks up all the little rockyboys headed inward
Because the last big one it left through caused a stop to Earths space probes visiting it for like 66 million years.