Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.
The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.
Damn, that’s some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
I’ve got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?
Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
They didn’t find any men in lol_rule34
It’s a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce
Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
Only if they’ve failed to drink their verification cans.
Incel Farts
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.
Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play
It smells like you da toilet.
It smells like a massive rash and an itch
Corn flakes and dried pee
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.
MTG? You don’t mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She’s more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the “smells like ass sweat” part probably would fit.
Magic: The Gathering…
terminally online user detected
Magic is virtually all online now too, so this is kind of a non comment.
Gamer moment
Reminds me of this from back in the day
Icy douchebag?
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.
