• TechLich@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    I was going to come up with something fun and clever to keep it going but the next line of the real song starts with “cream-coloured ponies” so I think we should probably just leave it here after all.

    There are some of the internet’s things that we don’t need to enumerate.

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      7 months ago

      Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

      Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

      Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

      These are a few of the Internets things

      When the mod kicks

      When the troll baits

      When I feel like ass

      I try to forget all the Internets things

      And then I go touch some grass