They’re turning the friggin’ Martians gay!

(alec baldwins character did actually shoot a guy at the end of season 5 episode 21 but that was a full season and a half later)

Sharthog

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.

They are. Most states allow felons to vote after completing their sentence.

It doesn’t. It varies by state, but most states allow convicted felons to vote after completing their sentence. Only about ten states permanently revoke voting rights, but even then, it’s not for all felonies, and voting rights can still be restored in some cases.

Red touching yellow, friendly fellow

Red touching black, that’ll kill Jack

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

Don’t google “meatspin”.

Or do, I’m not your mother

Great, now I’m picturing a helicoptering dong

This is false, generals are raised on Kim’s breast milk, which turns into cheese upon leaving his glorious nipple.

God damn it I’m so done with this world

I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore

Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

They’re just foil from chocolate coins. Kim ate all the chocolate, of course

Why do they all look like stroke victims??

Also, what are the medals for? Least credible answer gets a prize

One more pun and I’m calling The Police.

No way. His narcissism would never allow him to admit that he isn’t the smartest person ever. Just like how Ted Kaczynski refused to let his lawyer claim insanity.

Nice strawman, strawberry. The point is that avoiding honey to reduce possible harm is vain at best.

But since you want to talk about meat, I’m curious about your opinion of hunting.

Do you know how animals die in the wild? The lucky ones get hit by a car and die instantly. The rest die from disease and starvation, both agonizing slow deaths, or they are literally eaten alive by predators.

If the aim of veganism is to reduce animal suffering, surely you would support ethical hunting, right?

Do you personally grow everything you eat? If not, animals (and humans) are absolutely harmed in the process. Commercial agriculture, even organic, kills huge numbers of small animals and destroys habitat just to prepare the soil, not to mention all the insects killed by pesticides. Farmers will also kill deer, wild pigs, birds, etc. to protect their crops. And agriculture in some places still relies on child and/or slave labor.