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The best kinds are insults disguised as compliments.
“I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.”
“I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed your presentation.”
“You never cease to amaze me.”
“If we were sat on a bench together and someone came up and said ‘One of you two is an idiot’, I wouldn’t think they were talking about me because I don’t take offense easily”.
I’ve read it 10 times now, and I still don’t get it (I think?). Am I the idiot on the bench? Is the insult about me? Can someone explain it to me please?
I assume it’s to insult both of them with both thinking they just insulted the other.
