• 𝚝𝚛𝚔
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    8 months ago

    Bitch in season at home, so the entire lads are all going stupid. Most of ours are desexed, but we’re babysitting two entire dogs at the minute + our one entire dog means there’s three of the idiots howling and carrying on all night. No sleep make someone something something.

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      8 months ago

      one entire dog

      As opposed to two halves of a dog?

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        8 months ago

        As opposed to desexed. Bloke still has his balls, thus an entire dog containing all their original bits and pieces.

        Most of our dogs are desexed but the showers and potential breeders still have the equipment intact. It’s a pain in the proverbial for a short period every year when the ladies smell all sexy (apparently?) and the lads go all loopy wanting some of that sweet, sw-sw-sweet cans (No Mr Simpson!* * - dramatisation, may not have happened)

        Going to get myself desexed too I reckon. I have zero desire for babies and I dont need the swimmers. I believe the human method of desexing is slightly less… choppy.