Please don’t take this satirical thought seriously, just take it for what it is, total nonsense.

  • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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    9 months ago

    It’s always been okay. Conservatives don’t give a shit about child safety.

    Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em… as long as there’s human suffering to be had!

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      9 months ago

      Freeze 'em, starve 'em, shoot 'em…

      But for the love of God, do not under any circumstances educate them!

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        9 months ago

        Strange fellas, those Conservatives. When I was young, I thought getting education was at least as bad as being starved, frozen or shot. So why is it singled out?

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      9 months ago

      Don’t forget their continued legal right to marry them off to 50 year old men.