There are plenty of us on here. I got my degree in stupid. Actually it was only an honorary degree I filled out on the back of a Wendy’s job application.
I won the local Bad Decisions Championship 9 of the last 10 years.
The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and slept through the competition, so I consider it a moral victory.
Okay hear me out:
Collect the Ransom. Then release anyway.
Trump gets mistrial. Then he gets reelected.
I don’t think you follow this plan out far enough.
In my defense:
I am not very smart
There are plenty of us on here. I got my degree in stupid. Actually it was only an honorary degree I filled out on the back of a Wendy’s job application.
I won the local Bad Decisions Championship 9 of the last 10 years.
The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and slept through the competition, so I consider it a moral victory.
Well I am a card-carrying donkey brain level idiot. Yes, the card is made out of fruit roll ups.
Pshh look at this smarty pants with their degree! I dropped out of stupid school because I kept giving everyone headaches!
That’s the same defense Trump uses!
You are better than those who cannot recognise or admit to having any limitations.
Title of your autobiography
You realize that leaking these documents could result in a mistrial?