I can recreate similar results in any mirror with enough alcohol.
Secret Panel HERE 🙃 https://tapas.io/episode/3109210


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

  • TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    9 months ago

    You look just as hot as you do in the mirror in real life, you just gotta carry yourself with the same confidence you do alone in the bathroom.

      • cynar@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        Confidence matters more than you might think. With enough confidence, you could walk down a high street completely naked, and leave others wondering if they are actually over dressed.

        The bathtub scene in “Get Carter” is an excellent example. Michael Caine manages to walk out onto the street with nothing but a dad body, a shotgun, and a pissed off expression.

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        9 months ago

        You should become a park groundskeeper with an encyclopedic knowledge of the mystical.